"Get the Quarterback!" joke

Ben and Zero are talking when Ben says, "Hey, Zero, if you can tear this piece of paper in half, I'll give you a quarter." Zero then proceeds to tear the paper in half. Ben takes one of the halves, tears it in half, and gives it to Zero, saying, "Here's your quarter!"
Zero wanders off, saying how neat that is and wouldn't it be great to find someone else to pull this on.
He meets Tommy, and says, "If you can tear this piece of paper in half, I'll give you 25 cents..."

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