"Getting Their Exercise" joke
Three mice were trying to get some exercise. Since the wheel in their cage was broken, they decided to head to the bathroom and do some swimming.
The first mouse decided to take a swim in the sink. When he got back, he commented to the other mice, "My swim wasn't particularly enjoyable. The water was much too shallow and the distance from shore to shore was far too short."
The second mouse took his swim in the bathtub. When he returned, he was jumping up and down with excitement. "My swim in the tub was wonderful," he said. "I had plenty of room to swim, the water was warm and I could make it as deep as I wanted."
Not to be outdone, the third mouse went swimming in the toilet. When he returned, he was breathing hard. "I'll never do that again, that's for sure," he muttered.
"Why? What happened?" the other mice asked.
Still struggling to catch his breath, the third mouse explained, "I was having a great time, swimming around, practicing some deep diving, when suddenly a big black cloud appeared overhead and it started pouring rain. Then, I heard a clap of thunder and the water got very rough. Had some good samaritan not thrown down a log, I'm sure I would have drowned!"
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