"Getting divorce" joke
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. ” “Pop, what are you talking about? ” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer, ” the old man says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her, ” and he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they’re getting divorced, ” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this. ” She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME? ” and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Okay, ” he says, “They’re coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own fares … Now what do we tell them for Christmas?
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