"Getting into Heaven" joke
To the first nun, St. Peter asked "Who was the first man on earth?" The nun replied, "Gee, that's an easy one, that would be Adam". BELLS RING, LIGHTS FLASH, and she goes in.
To the second nun, St. Peter asked "Who was the first woman on earth?" The nun replied, "Gee, that's an easy one, that would be Eve". BELLS RING, LIGHTS FLASH, and she goes in.
To the third nun, St. Peter asked "What was the first thing Eve said when she first laid eyes on Adam?" The nun replied, "Geez, that's a hard one". BELLS RING, LIGHTS FLASH...
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