"Giant Octopus Found" joke
I love humans. I am certainly not a a spokesman for PETA, but is it really necessary to snag the rare giant octopus. As soon as there is something on this earth that we don't know everything about, we must find it, kill it, slice it open, see how it breeds, what it eats and count it's organs. Its the real reason we send rovers to Mars. Some NASA geek is hoping to god that there is life out there so they can catch it, disect it and see if it is edible and find out if it will cure a disease or two.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...