"Go To Sleep" joke
The attractive young lady was worried about her sailor boyfriend, away at sea, and complained to her doctor that she couldn't sleep at night. She requested some sleeping tablets, but the doctor suggested she try a psychological technique before resorting to drugs. "Since counting sheep and the other more usual methods have failed," he said, "try repeating this little ritual each night when you retire:' Toes go to sleep, feet go to sleep, ankles go to sleep, legs go to sleep, thighs go to sleep' and so on, all the way to the top of your head. Concentrate on each separate part of your body as you direct it to sleep, and before you know it, you'll be in dreamland."
The young lady was dubious, but that very night, after turning out the light and getting into bed, she tried the doctor's suggestion.
"Toes go to sleep," she began. "Feet go to sleep, ankles go to sleep, legs go to sleep, thighs go to sleep.. . . "
Suddenly the door to her apartment burst open and in walked her sailor boyfriend.
"Everybody up," she exclaimed, "Everybody up!"
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