"God Bless All" joke

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and
listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God bless mommy, God
bless daddy, God bless grandma, and good-bye grandpa."
The father said "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
The little girl said "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing
to
do."
The next day grandpa died. Father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her
prayers, which went like this: "God bless mommy, God bless daddy and
good-bye grandma."
Next day the grandmother died.
My gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other
side.
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her
say
"God bless mommy and good-bye daddy."
He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up
at
the crack of dawn to go to his office.
He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the
clock. He
figured if he could get by until midnight he would be OK. He felt safe
in
the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed
there,
drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.
Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late,
what's the
matter?"
He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day
of my
life."
She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what
happened to
me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch."