"God Takes Care Of Me" joke

Mary was very concerned about her husband Charlie, so she took him to the doctor to be examined. As the doctor was examining him, Charlie kept insisting, "Doc, I'm fine. There's nothing wrong with me. God takes care of me."
"What do you mean, Charlie?" the doctor asked.
"Well," Charlie explained, "every time I get up at night to go pee, God turns the light on for me. When I'm finished, He turns the light off."
The doctor called Mary back into the room and explained to her what Charlie had said. "Charlie says whenever he gets up to go pee, God turns the light on and off for him."
"Dammit doc, he's peeing in the fridge again!" Mary yelled.

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