"God wanted to create the world in 10 days… Chuck..." joke

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...