"Godzilla" joke

Ya momma is so ugly that when she went to Japan everybody yelled "GODZILLA"!

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.

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ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.

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your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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these nuts:this shit is so funny
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Jovan:YEYEYEYYEYE
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Jovan:your hairline looks like the mcdonalds sign
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