"Going Once, Twice, SOLD!!!" joke

One day Jimmy wore a t-shirt that said, "My Sister for Sale!" The next day the shirt had "for Sale" crossed off and "SOLD" where it had been. His classmate asks him, "Your sister got sold?!? I was going to give you 50 dollars!"
Jimmy said, "I sold her to Berkeley University for ten times that much money you offered me!"

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