"Going To Heaven" joke

A pastor was talking about being good and going to Heaven with a group of young children.
At the end of his talk, he asked, "Children, where do you want to go?"
"I want to go to Heaven," exclaimed Becky.
"And what do you have to be to get there, Becky?" asked the pastor.
"Fucking dead!" shouted Little Johnny.

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