"Going back to the closet Howard, a young g..." joke

Going back to the closet
Howard, a young gay man telephones his mother.
"Mum, I`ve decided to go back into the closet. I`ve met a wonderful girl and we are going to be married. What do you think of this news? You`ll be happier now - I know that my gay lifestyle has been very disturbing to you."
She responds, "I`m very glad, Howard. I suppose it would be too much to hope that she`s a Jewish girl?"
Howard replies, "Not only is she Jewish, mum, but she comes from a wealthy Beverly Hills family."
"So what`s her name?"
"Monica Lewinsky".
There is a pause, then his mother asks, "What happened to that nice black boy you were dating last year?"

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