"Golden cafe" joke

Once our Santa ended up getting drunk at this place called the Golden Cafe.
Well, he comes home and tells his wife, Jeeto, 'You wouldn't believe it there! The floor is gold, the ceiling's gold, the chandelier is gold, even the urinals are gold!'
Jeeto can't believe this so she calls the place up and asked to speak with the manager. She said, 'Is it true that your floor is gold?'
The guy says, 'Yes.'
The wife continues down the list. 'Is it true that even your urinals are gold?'
The manager turns around to another guy and says, 'Hey, I think we found the guy who messed up your saxophone last night.'

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