"Golf Lessons" joke

Harry and Mary wanted to play golf so they hired a tutor.
Harry was taught first. He was asked to show the tutor what he could do. He hit it 200 yds. The tutor asked him to hold the club like he would his wife large breasts. He hit it 500 yds. Mary come out next and hit it 50 yds. The tutor asked her to hold the club like she would her husbands penis. She hit the ball 100 yds. The tutor told her it was fine but next time to take the club out of her mouth.

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