"Golf Lessons" joke

When the young woman arrived for her first golf lesson, the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she would do.
She did so and completely duffed the ball.
"Your swing is pretty good," the pro said, "but your gripping the club too hard. Grip the club gently, just as you would your husband's penis."
She took another swing and nailed the ball 260 yards straight down the fairway.
"That was excellent!" exclaimed the pro. "Let's try it again, only this time, take the club out of your mouth."

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