"Good News From Doc" joke
Carla, a 41 year old biologist, comes home from the doctor and runs into her bedroom. She rips her clothes off and starts jumping up and down of her bed. Her husband Nathan walks into the room and watches Carla for a minute.' You look ridiculous,' Nathan says.' What's gotten into you?'' I just had my yearly check-up,' Carla says.' The doctor said I have the breasts of an 18 year old!'' Yeah right, and what did he say about your 41 year old ass?' Nathan asks.' Funny,' she says.' Your name never came up.'
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see the snow covering them. Oct. 14 Montana is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride more...
A gum-chewing American and a Frenchman are sitting together in a restaurant. The American feel really proud to be an American, so he starts a conversation.
He asks the Frenchman, "When you eat bread, do you eat all of it?"
"Mais oui!, of course!" more...
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet