"Good Pedigree" joke
The lil' Columbia, Maryland Yuppette was shopping in an upscale pet center. “I want a dog of which I can be proud, ” she told the salesman. “Does that one have a good pedigree? ”
“Miss, ” confirmed the clerk, “if she could speak, she wouldn't talk to either one of us. ”
A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
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