"Good looking female bartender gets indecent proposals" joke
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and sees that the bartender is a woman, a good looking woman. He calls her over and says, "I want to Fuck your brains out." The woman gasps in disgust. "You better watch your mouth. My boyfriend is a huge marine and when he hears THIS, he's gonna rip your head off." The guy apoligized, "I'm sorry, I just lost my mind, that won't happen again. If you could get me a drink I'll probably be a lot better."
So, the woman gets him a drink. He downs it and says to her, "I want to lick your body from head to toe."
"I already told you once," said the woman, "my boyfriend will rip you to shreds if he knew you said that."
So the guy apoligizes again, "I... I'm really sorry I just can't seem to get control of my hormones. Maybe another drink will do me good."
Once again the woman gets him a drink. Once again he downs it in no time. Well, about this time a huge guy walks in, the room got a little quiet, and he sat down at the other end of the bar.
Well, the guy has been looking at that woman the whole time and calls her back a third time. He leans up and says,"I want to pour beer in your pussy and drink you dry."
"THAT'S IT" says the woman, "that was my boyfriend that just walked in, I'm gonna tell him what you said." She goes over to her boyfriend and starts to tell him.
"See that guy!", She said, pointing."he said he wanted to fuck my brains out."
"HE SAID THAT?", Shouted the marine. Rolling up one sleeve.
"Yeah, he also said he wanted to lick my body from head to toe!"
"HE SAID THAT?", Shouted the marine agian, rolling up his other sleeve.
"Yep, he also said he wanted to pur beer down my pussy and drink me dry. The marine kinda slumped down, shaking his head and rolling down his sleeves.
"Ain't you gonna do anything?" Shouted the woman.
"Baby, I ain't messing with nobody who can drink that much beer."
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