"Good news - bad news" joke
The patient asks for the good news first and then the bad news.
So the doctor starts off and says, "It is mostly certain that you are going to die in about 7 or 8 days."
After hearing this the patient couldn't imagine what the bad news would be.
The doctor continued: "... and I have been trying to reach you on the phone to tell you, for a week now."
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