"Good people do not need laws to" joke

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!