"Got Any Grapes" joke

So a duck walks into a bar hops up onto a stool and says, "got any grapes?" and the bartender says, "No we only sell beer and whiskey and stuff like that." so the duck leaves. The next day the duck walks into the bar and says, "Got any grapes?" and the bartender said, "I already told you NO now get out of here if you come back and ask me that question again I will nail your beak to the bar!" so again the duck leaves and comes back the next day hops up on the stool and says, "Got any nails?" and the bartender said, "No why?" and the duck says, "Got any grapes!"

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