"Got Milk?" joke
There was a gentleman living in a small village who unfortunately had
a stomach disorder that required him to drink the milk of a nursing mother.
Well there weren't too many women in the village nursing babies and even fewer
who would agree to allow a grown man to suck on their breast. But lo and
behold, the poor man finally found a rather buxom young girl who recently had
given birth who was willing to help him out -- for a price. The man was
desparate because his condition was growing worse, so he agreed to pay the
woman the amount of money she demanded. After all, the woman had a new born
baby to care for and the father had abandoned them to their fate.
The first day was a bit awkward as the man showed up and, with a bit
of anxiety and embarrassment, leaned over and began to suck on the woman's
breast. Well weeks went by and the awkwardness began to fade.
One day, the woman realized that the man's sucking was beginning to
arouse her sexually. It became almost unbearable and finally, in a
sensuous voice, she said, "Is there anything else you'd like?"
The man paused in his sucking for a moment and looked up at her.
"Yeah," he said finally. "Can I have a cookie with my milk?"
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