"Grandpa Got Burned" joke

The teacher confronted Tommy as soon as he walked in the classroom one morning.
"Tommy," she scolded, "why weren't you at school yesterday?"
"Well, Miss Ryan, my grandpa got burned," explained Tommy.
"Oh my, I hope he wasn't hurt too badly," the teacher said with concern.
"Oh yes, Miss Ryan," Tommy said. "They don't mess around at those crematoriums, you know!"

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