"Granny's Husband" joke

Every day this old lady would come home from work and fuck her husband, but one day she came home from work and he was dead. So she chopped off his dick and stapled it to the bathroom wall. One day while she was fucking the dick, a man in the house next door saw her through the window and had an idea.

While she was at work the next day, cut a hole in the wall and put his dick in it, where the other dick was. When she came home, she went into the bathroom and cut off the dick, saying "come on honey we're moving house".

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