"Grapes" joke

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has any grapes. The bartender replies that he doesn't have any grapes.
The next day the duck walks into the same bar and again asks the bartender if he has any grapes, and again the bartender tells him that he doesn't.
This goes on for a week, until the frustrated bartender warns the duck that if he asks that stupid question one more time, he's going to staple the duck's bill closed.
The next day the duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any staples?" The bartender says, "No." So the duck says, "Good. In that case, do you have any grapes?"

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