"Gravy" joke

ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.