"Great Bike" joke

Two IT guys were walking toward each other in a park when one said to the other, "Wow, where did you get such a great bike?"
The second guy replied, "Yesterday I was walking along, minding my own business, when a gorgeous woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, ripped off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want'."
"Good choice," said the first IT guy, nodding approvingly. "I doubt her clothes would have fit you."

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