"Great disorder in the Hall of the August Personages" joke

There was great disorder in the Hall of the August Personages.
"All these meetings have really confused me," said the Lord of Storms. "Now I don't know if I have to send rain or generate a storm."
The Lord of Happiness was equally furious. "I don't know if I have to reward a person with a lucky win or deliver hope to their doorstep."
"What about me?" said the Lord of Natural Disasters, "I don't know when to move the Earth or when to erupt a volcano."
The Lord of Orders (whose job was to organise meetings) finally spoke.
"Let us," he said, "hold a meeting to discuss our meetings."
Moral: "A rooster only gets pleasure in crowing."

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