"Greek Honeymoon" joke

There was a greek couple on a honeymoon.
Being greek they didnt know what to do on the honeymoon. so the wife said to the husband
"
ring your mum she will know what to do"
so the husband rang his mum and asked
"
mum what do people do on honeymoons"
mother replied
"
you have sex of course"
"
oh yeah silly me"
replied the husband
"
what did she say"
the wife asked,
"
we have sex, of course"
replied the husband
"
how?"
"
i dont know ill have to ring mum again"
the husband said.
so for the second time he rang his mum,
"
mum how do you have sex"
he said
"
well thats simple my son, you put your longest body part in her hairest body part"
"
oh yeah thanks mum"
he replied
"
what did she say"
the wife said again,
"
i put my longest part in your hairest part"
he said
-30 sec later-
"
now what???"
the wife said,
"
hang on i will ask mum"
"
mum what do i do after i put my nose into her armpit???"