"Guantanomore" joke
In light of a recent Supreme Court ruling, the detainees at Guantanamo will be allowed to challenge their incarceration in American courts, which may lead to the release of many. The Bush administration says they won't go home empty-handed though. They'll take home a nice gift bag, including such items as:
Several complimentary recurring nightmaresA free secret vasectomyMicroscopic "fun chip" implanted in armFree copy of Dr. Phil's book "Life Strategies" and newly released DVD "So You Just Got Out of Guantanamo--Now What?"Starbucks gift certificate
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