"Guard Dog" joke
After three of their neighbors' home had been robbed, a young couple decided to get a guard dog.
The young wife went to the pet store and told the clerk she wanted a good guard dog. "I'm sorry, we're all sold out," the clerk said. "All we have left is this little Scottie dog. He does know karate though."
The wife didn't believe him, so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair!" The dog went to the chair and broke it into pieces. Then, he said to the dog, "Karate that table!" The dog went to the table and broke it in half.
Impressed, the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a large guard dog. The husband took one look at the dog and was immediately very skeptical about its abilities as a guard dog. The wife then told her husband that the dog knew karate.
"Karate my ass!" replied the husband.
To this day, he remains in hospital.
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