"Guess who's the world's first (worst) lecturer" joke

The world's first/worst lecturer? Guess who...
He only had one publication.
It was in Hebrew.
It is doubted that he wrote it all himself.
He never submitted it for peer criticism.
He never gave any references.
He did not have permission from the ethics board to use human subjects for his experiments.
His students are always told to just read the text book (which is vague)
If there was a lecture, it was on a mountain top and delivered by his son.
When experiments went wrong, he drowned the subjects that didn't fit into his hypothesis.
There were only 10 rules, but no one has ever passed a test.
Scientists have had great difficulty in repeating the experiments which he made.