"Guide to Religions." joke
A short guide to comparative religions: Taoism: Shit Happens. Buddhism: If shit happens it's not really shit. Islam: If shit happens it is the will of AllahProtestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? Hinduism: This shit happened before. Catholicism: Shit happens cuz you are bad. Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama. T. V. evangelism: Send more shit. Atheism: NO shit! Jehovah's witness: Knock Knock Shit happens. Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening. Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind. Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. Existentialism: What is shit anyway? Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me. Rastafarianinsm: Let's smoke this shit.
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