Rama Jokes

Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?!
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.
Har Krisna: Shit happens, Rama Rama!
T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit!!
Atheism: No shit.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happenin'.
Christian Science: Shit Happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!

Taoism: shit happens.
Hare Krishna: shit happens rama rama ding ding.
Hinduism: this shit happened before.
Islam: if shit happens, take a hostage.
Zen: what is the sound of shit happening?
Buddhism: when shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism: confucius say: "shit happens".
7th Day Adventist: shit happens on saturdays.
Protestantism: shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: if shit happens, I deserve it.
Jehovah's Witness: knock, knock: "shit happens".
Unitarian: what is shit?.
Mormon: shit happens again & again & again
Judaism: why does this shit always happen to me?

Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of AllahProtestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?! Hinduism: This shit happened before.Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.Har Krisna: Shit happens, Rama Rama! T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit! Atheism: No shit.Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happenin'.Christian Science: Shit Happens in your mind.Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.Existentialism: What is shit anyway? Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!

SHIT HAPPENS in various world religions
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Taoism: Shit happens.
If you can shit, it isn't shit.
Shit happens, so flow with it.
Hare Krishna: Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding.
She-it happens, She-it happens, happens, happens,
she-it, she-it... (Repeat until you become one with she-it)
Please this flower and buy our shit.
Confucianism: Confucious say, "Shit happens".
Confucious says, "If shit has to happen, let it happen
PROPERLY."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
If shit happens, it isn't really happening TO anyone.
Shit will happen again to you next time.
Only he who totally gives up the desire for shit will
have salvation.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
7th Day Adventism:
Shit happens on Saturdays.
Hinduism: I've seen this shit happening before.
This shit is not a religion, it is the way of more...

WEITTEN behind a three-wheeler was the following message:
Rama yug mein doodh milaa
Krishna yug mein ghee Congress yug mein daroo miley
To khoob dabaa kay pee. (In Lord Rama's age the
land flowed with milk In Lord Krishna's age there was
lots of ghee During Congress rule there is
liquor in plenty Drink to your fill and be merry.)