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SHIT HAPPENS in various world religions
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Taoism: Shit happens.
If you can shit, it isn't shit.
Shit happens, so flow with it.
Hare Krishna: Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding.
She-it happens, She-it happens, happens, happens,
she-it, she-it... (Repeat until you become one with she-it)
Please this flower and buy our shit.
Confucianism: Confucious say, "Shit happens".
Confucious says, "If shit has to happen, let it happen
PROPERLY."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
If shit happens, it isn't really happening TO anyone.
Shit will happen again to you next time.
Only he who totally gives up the desire for shit will
have salvation.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
7th Day Adventism:
Shit happens on Saturdays.
Hinduism: I've seen this shit happening before.
This shit is not a religion, it is the way of more...
Taoism: Shit happens. Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit. Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of AllahProtestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?! Hinduism: This shit happened before. Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad. Har Krisna: Shit happens, Rama Rama! T. V. Evangelism: Send more shit!! Atheism: No shit. Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens. Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happenin'. Christian Science: Shit Happens in your mind. Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. Existentialism: What is shit anyway? Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
A short guide to comparative religions: Taoism: Shit Happens. Buddhism: If shit happens it's not really shit. Islam: If shit happens it is the will of AllahProtestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? Hinduism: This shit happened before. Catholicism: Shit happens cuz you are bad. Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama. T. V. evangelism: Send more shit. Atheism: NO shit! Jehovah's witness: Knock Knock Shit happens. Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening. Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind. Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. Existentialism: What is shit anyway? Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me. Rastafarianinsm: Let's smoke this shit.
A short guide to comparative religions:
Taoism: Shit Happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens it's not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens it is the will of Allah
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Catholicism: Shit happens cuz you are bad.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.
T. V. evangelism: Send more shit.
Atheism: NO shit!
Jehovah's witness: Knock Knock Shit happens.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
Rastafarianinsm: Let's smoke this shit.
Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?!
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.
Har Krisna: Shit happens, Rama Rama!
T. V. Evangelism: Send more shit!!
Atheism: No shit.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happenin'.
Christian Science: Shit Happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
THE Almighty called a meeting of all the great scholars past and present to discuss how to bring order into the world. Since Ravana was a renowned scholar he was also invited. When they assembled, the Almighty noticed Ravana's seat was unoccupied. He went out personally to look for him and found him seated at the feet of L. K. Advani, the BJP maha-neta.' What are you doing here?' asked the Almighty.
Ravana replied,' Since despite all my efforts I failed to destroy the image of Rama, I have come to find out from Lal Krishnaji how he performed this mighty feat.'
A short guide to comparative religions:
Taoism: Shit Happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens it's not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens it is the will of Allah
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Catholicism: Shit happens cuz you are bad.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. evangelism: Send more shit.
Atheism: NO shit!
Jehovah's witness: Knock Knock Shit happens.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
Rastafarianinsm: Let's smoke this shit.