"Gujarati Students" joke
Two Sweet Gujaratis, both student of I. I. T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
First Gujarati: What's big in going to the moon, anybody can go there. We are Gujaratis. We will go direct to the sun.
Second Gujrati: But sun is too hot, it will melt us.
First Gujarati: So what, we will go at night.
Kanjibhai the jeweller called the police station to report a robbery. "You'll never believe what happened, Officer. A truck backed up to my store, the doors opened and an elephant came out. He broke my plate glass window, stuck his trunk in, sucked up all the jewellery and more...
Kanjibhai was preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers. Kanjibhai was not very good at English so he asked the printer to help him.
After the printer had presented Kanjibhai with a draft, Kanjibhai quickly pointed out that the " RSVP " was more...
One day santa singh goes to a bank for cash withdrawal.
The cashier is a gujarati lady with a typical gujarati accent.
When santa's token no. Is announced, he goes to the cash counter.
The lady cashier asks him in hindi, "mr. Singh, so so ke more...
A Gujarati decides to study English. He learns an essay' FRIEND', but in the exam an essay on' FATHER' comes.
He replaced friend with father in the essay. It read:
I am a very fatherly person, I have many fathers. Some of my fathers are male and some are female. I have more...
Kantibhai Lalloobhai, emigrating to Europe by ship happened to share the table with a Frenchman. As they met for the repast, the Frenchman bowed and wished him bon appetit. Kantibhai, believing the other man was introducing himself, responded,' Kantibhai more...