"Gujju Translations" joke

Pasadi........................... Prashad
Sufuria......................... Saucepan
Sano.............................. Snow
Tikert........................... Ticket
Egg-joss........................ Exhaust
Fota............................... Photos
Lipti.............................. Lipstick
Phast............................. Fast
Pholowur..................... Flower
Gilas.............................. Glass
Palty.............................. Party
Gorment....................... Goverment
Peeja.............................. Pizza
Peejot............................ Peugeot
Fhanta........................... Fanta
Punch............................ Sponge
Booth............................. Car Boot
Kittli.............................. Kettle
Boota.............................. Boots(shoes)
Winda............................. Windows
Winbly............................ Wembley
Die Vos........................... Divorce
New Brand..................... Brand New
Jung................................. Young
Caffol.............................. Scaffold
Istill................................. Steel
Bowel............................... Bowl
Indian Electrician........... Ashok
Jee TV.............................. Zee TV
Isschool............................ School
Juniversity....................... University
Istawbury......................... Strawberry
Isscooter........................... Scooter
Isgrew Driver.................. Screwdriver
Kale.................... Tomorrow and Yesterday
Beetish.............................. British
Bilu................................... Blue
Phen.................................. Fan
Amrica.............................. America
Viza................................... Visa
Philam.............................. Film
Borras............................... Brush
Gero.................................. Zero
Apormant......................... Appointment
Hispotal............................ Hospital
Revind.............................. Reverse
Music Down Cur............ Turn Down the Music