"HEGS" joke

The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S"What's that?", the patient asks." It's a combination of Herpes, Encephalitis, Gonorrhea and Syphyllis." The patient wants to know if there's a cure, to which the Doctor responds,"We have to keep you in a hospital room and feed you nothing butpancackes." "Why only pancackes?", asks the patient. The Doctor answers, "They're the only thing that will fit under the door."

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