"HIM/HER AT WORK" joke

The family picture is on His desk - Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on Her desk - Um, her family will come before her career.
His desk is cluttered - He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
Her desk is cluttered - She's obviously a disorganized scatterbrain.
He is talking with his co-workers - He must be discussing the latest deal.
She is talking with her co-workers - She must be gossiping.
He's not in the office - He's meeting a customer.
She's not in the office - She must be out shopping.
He's having lunch with the boss - He's on his way up.
She's having lunch with the boss - They must be having an affair.
The boss criticized Him - He'll improve his performance.
The boss criticized Her - She'll be very upset.
He got an unfair deal - Did he get angry?
She got an unfair deal - Did she cry?
He's getting married - He'll get more settled.
She's getting married - She'll get pregnant and leave.
He's having a baby - He'll need a raise.
She's having a baby - She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.
He's going on a business trip - It's good for his career.
She's going on a business trip - What does her husband say?
He's leaving for a better job - He knows how to recognize a good opportunity.
She's leaving for a better job - Women are not dependable.