"Had any accidents?" joke

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.

"Ever have an accident?"

"Nope, nary a one."

"None? You`ve never had any accidents."

"Nope. Ain`t never had one. Never."

"Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn`t you consider that an accident?"

"Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose