"Haggling Indian" joke

One Indian came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in Burma bazaar. His friend told the Indian that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price.
Indian went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told Rs. 2000. Indian asked for Rs. 1000. The vendor told he can give for Rs. 1800 for which Indian told no, only Rs. 900. Vendor told, "Ok, I will give it for Rs. 1500." Indian bargained for Rs. 750. It went on like this when finally the vendor out of irritation said he will give the stereo free.
Indian bargained, "I want two."

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