"Hairy Chest" joke

A wife tells her husband that she wants a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.
"Ha," snorted her husband. "The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you grow hair on your chest!"
On hearing that, she hiked up her dress, pulled down her panties and thrust her pubic area forward. "There," she snapped, "I have hair on my chest. Now buy me a fur coat!"
"Silly woman, that's not your chest," he snapped back.
"Damn right it's my chest," she argued. "Before we married, it was your hope chest. On our honeymoon, it was your treasure chest. Since then, it has become our family chest... and if you don't buy me a fur coat, it will soon be the COMMUNITY CHEST!"

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