"Half Side Beard" joke

Once A Rich Man Tells A Doctor There Is A War Beetwen America And Japan I Dont Want To Fight For This War! Please Can You
Remove My Eyeballs Doctor: Yes I Can Remove Your Eyeballs. Man: Thank You. Then The Doctor Keeps The Eyeballs In A Shelf. Once A
Dog Cames To The Clinic And Breaks The Shelf And Removes 1 Eyeball Then The Doctor Sees 1 Eyeball Is Missing! Then He Makes A
Muddy Eyeball And Keeps It In The Shelf. A Few Maonths Later The Man Bees Back And Tells The Doctor Put My Eyeballs Back To
Me. He Puts Both The Eyeballs Back To Him. A Few Months Later The Man Sees Half Side Beard Is Growing Half Side Grass And
Flowers Are Growing.

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