"Half and Half" joke

A blonde and burnette was walking in the desert. The burnett comes across a magic lamp. When she picks it up a jeenie comes out and says i will give you 3 wishes but whatevre you wish the blonde will get half more than you. Alright replies the burnette.
1. I wish for 1 millin dollars. so the blonde is going to get 2 million who cares.
2. i wish for a nice looking guy. so the blonde wil get two so what!
3. i wish you would take this stick and beat me half to death. lol

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