"Hallmark Card" joke

Hallmark Card: "Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!" (available only in Arkansas).

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Nobody's a virgin

Nobody's a virgin...life screws us all.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!

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What do you call a skeleton lying in a bed?
Lazy bones!

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