"Hard To Remember Things" joke

Harvey and Sara -- an elderly married couple -- have trouble remembering things, so they write everything down. One night in bed, Sara gets a craving and wakes up her husband.' Get up and bring me some apple pie and ice cream, Harvey,' Sara says.' And you better write it down.'' I think I can remember that,' Harvey mumbles as he heads for the kitchen. Twenty minutes later, Harvey returns with a plate of scrambled eggs and sausage.' What's this?' Sara asks.' It's what you asked for!' Harvey says.' See, I told you to write it down,' Sara says.' You forgot my toast.'

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