"Harry Jones" joke
As soon as Mrs. Jones arrived at the gates of heaven she sought her husband, who had died several years before.
"Excuse me," she said, approaching the gatekeeper, "but I'm looking for my husband. I wonder if you can help me."
"What is his name?" the gatekeeper inquired.
"Harry. .. Harry Jones," she replied.
The gatekeeper stroked his chin. "There are many here who have that name. What else can you tell me about him?"
Blurting out the first thing that came to mind, she said, "Well, the last thing he said before he died was that if I were ever unfaithful to him, he would turn in his grave."
"Ah!" said the gatekeeper, "you're looking for Pin-Wheel Harry!"
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