"Having a Wonderful Time" joke
A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend. After hours of making love, they're just laying there, when the phone rings.
Since it is her house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover watches her and listens, only being able to hear her side of the conversation.
Speaking in a cheerful voice, she says, "Hello? Oh, hi there. I'm so glad you called. Really? Oh, that's wonderful. I'm very happy for you. It all sounds terrific. Thanks. Okay. Bye for now."
"Who was it?" her lover asks, as she hangs up the phone.
"Oh, that was my husband," she replies. "He was telling me what a wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."
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