"Heal Thyself!" joke

This incident took place in one of the special clinics of the All India Institute of Medical Sciences, New Delhi. A patient with an asthmatic complaint visited the afternoon clinic starting at 2 p. m. Being a man of influence he was allowed into the Senior Consultant's room for check-up. A junior doctor asked him several questions which the patient answered. Then the Senior Consultant was briefed by his junior. The senior asked the patient to lie down on a couch and examined him thoroughly. He asked, "Are you a smoker?" "I was..."
"Do you drink...?"
After some hesitation, the patient answered, "Yes". As the patient was leaving the senior doctor warned him against drinking and smoking. Then he got out his packet of cigarettes and asked him, "Suniye saab aap ke pass matches hoge?"

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